WHAKANGUNGU ME TE WHAKATAKI
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MŌ NGĀ TĀNGATA HE RARU ō RĀTOU
RĀNEI, KO NGĀ TĀNGATA TE RARURARU
He kawa rawa tō huamata?
Kua maoa rawatia anō tō ika?
I whakapaua e koe te $300 mō tētahi ipu wāina he rite te reka ki te winika?
Kei te mau tō ipu uta ki tētahi wāhi i waenganui i Shanghai me New Jersey?
E ono marama tō kaupapa hanga whare kua tōmuri, e $4 miriona kua hipa i te pūtea, ā, kei te ngaro tonu tētahi wharepaku?
Kua hangaia e tō kaihoahoa tētahi mea ātaahua, engari kāore he tangata e mōhio ana me pēhea te hanga?
I whakakīkī tō kaihoahoa i a koe he tuakiri te tae kirīmi?
Kei te kimi koe i tētahi kai kawemai nō Itāria e kawe mai ana i ngā kai Itāria?
Me whai kaitao e mōhio ana ki te tunu kai, kaua ko te kōrero noa mō tōna rapunga whakaaro ki Instagram?
Kāore e kitea te waina tika, te kaiwhakarato tika, te kaipupuri haumitanga tika, te take tika rānei hei whakatika ake i te moenga?
Me whiriwhiri kirimana koe me tētahi e whakaaro ana ko te whiriwhiri ko te kī KĀO i roto i ngā reo rerekē e toru?
I kitea ohoreretia e tō hoa pakihi te taha wairua i mua tonu i tana utu i a koe?
Kei te noho kau tō wharekai, engari 80,000 ō kaiwhai i Instagram?
He nui ake ngā hui a ō kaimahi i ngā hui ki ngā kiritaki?
He whakaaro pakihi rawe tāu, kāore rawa he tangata e mārama ana?
Kei roto rānei koe?
Ā, TĒRĀ RĀNEI HE TAKE WHAIARO.
I whakarerea koe e tō hoa wahine?
I whakarerea koe e tō hoa tāne mō tētahi tangata e pai ake ana te tunu risotto?
Ki tō tāne, kei te tika tonu ia i ngā wā katoa?
Kei te mōhio rānei tō hoa wahine he tika tonu ia?
Kei te porangi koe i āu tamariki?
Kātahi anō tō taiohi ka whakamārama i te pūnaha moniwhiwhi ki a koe, mā te whakamahi i tō ake kāri nama?
I kī mai tō kaiwhakaora hinengaro me whai kaiwhakaora anō koe?
Me whai noa iho koe i tētahi hei whakarongo ki āu amuamu mō te hunga kāore e mōhio ki te tunu carbonara tika?
NGĀ MIHI NUI
Kua tae koe ki te tangata hē
Engari tērā pea ko au te hoa kai tika
Tata ki te 30 tau o te wheako ā-ao
Kāore rawa he tohu mātauranga mō te tohutohu mārena
He wheako whānui ki ngā tāngata uaua,
ngā rā kati e kore e taea, ngā whiriwhiringa uaua, ngā kai rawe, ngā whakatau kino, me te waina
HE AHA TĀKU E ĀWHINA AI I A KOE?
Tērā pea ka whakaoti au i tō raruraru
Tērā pea ka whakamōhio atu ahau ki a koe ki tētahi tangata e taea ai
Tērā pea ka kī atu ahau he tino kino tō whakaaro
Tērā pea ka whakaae au ki a koe kia mutu noa taku kai rimurapa
Tērā pea ka kitea e tātou ko koe tonu te tino raruraru
UTU
Kotahi te kai hakari
Koia
Kāore he utu mō te mahi kōrero ā-pakihi
Kāore he utu ā-haora
Kāore he whakaaturanga PowerPoint
Māu te utu mō te hapa
Ka tuku whakaaro au ahakoa kāore i tonoa
NGĀ TURE ME NGĀ HERE
Me tino pai te wharekai
Me pai te inu o te waina
Kāore he tahua kai whakamātau vegan e whā hāora te roa
E āhei ana koe ki te whakahē i ahau.
E āhei ana au ki te tono kai reka
Mēnā he tino porangi rawa tō raruraru, tērā pea ka tono au i tētahi ipu tuarua.
Kāore e taurangi ngā hua.
Kāore e whakahokia te utu mō te hapa
Kāore rawa he oati mai i te tau 1996
TŪRUTI HE TĒPU HAKARI
WHAKATAURIA MAI Ō RARURARU
Ā, tēnā koa, kaua e mauria mai tō hoa pakihi
He tohutohu pakihi taumaha
He tohutohu oranga kāore e tino pono
He kai rawe
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Te huri i te ahurea hei pakihi
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